June 6, 2000.  Tuesday
 
 
 

Here're some exciting new things in my life:

I recently bought a new kind of toothpaste, from the Arm and Hammer people, called "PM."  It's supposed to get rid of "night time mouth." You know, morning breath.  So far, the difference is minimal. I haven't really noticed anything yet.  But it's definitely a more intense clean.  It's like ultra toothpaste.

I also installed my air conditioner.  The people finally came to fix the bars on my window yesterday. It was very exciting. They had to cut through the old ones. There were sparks and everything.

The air conditioner itself is also quite exciting.    It also has a remote control. Sadly, that didn't amuse me for nearly as long as I thought it would.  but the airconditioner is quiet and clean, and has a digital touchpad to control the functions.  And it makes the room colder. Very exciting.

I've also discovered new and exciting things to do inside and by yourself. I discovered a whole new realm of channels about channel 45, Comedy Central.  New York 55 has some good movies at times, like Cannonball Run 2 and Superman.  I've also checked my email an exciting 45 times today.  And for lunch, I had representatives of nearly 3 food groups.

I've also increased my use of sarcasm in exciting new ways.
 
 

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